I swear I luh me some itsthelesbiana
Praise dem stretch marks on your ass boo. That means them cakes been bakin in the oven for a real nigga to grab.
oh that’s what that means
Oh snap then well turn up
OMG LOVE THIS S/O to whoever made this
a bitch ready to say something mean (via collectionof-paradoxes)
#le crew #literally all our phone conversations
see also “don’t get me started”
and “I’m a god-fearing woman,” or it’s variation “I’ma Christian.”
"Let me not."
"I probably shouldn’t say this."
"*Abruptly changes the subject*"
^ ALL ME(via junkyardvarren)